I've successfully used this countless times to pick up the ladies. I hope it is working on you as well.
Of course, they get the real deal, not just a picture. Indeed, being the zenith of image manipulation, Ms. Paint can improve a lot of things, but let's try not to expect too much of her when we're already dealing with perfection.
In any case, welcome, my friends. I'll be posting things and stuff about my life. Or lies my thoughts make about my life. Pictures will accompany them, so, never fear, there'll be more of the above to come.
I'll be seeing you again.
